LIFE IS FUNNY! Or is that irony?
First post-breakup holiday under the belt. Easter with devout Catholics ignoring the white elephant in the room called DIVORCE. That isn't the least bit awkward! I am grateful that my in-laws are truly my parents; I love them dearly and it pains me that they have to go through this too.
I'm torn today between my usual smart-ass attitude and bitterness. Have not really experienced the bitterness yet but after 2 shots and 4 beers... not to mention dealing with squeaky wheels going off the rails...I'm fuckin' bitter! Why do grown people act like gaping ass wipes? Don't I deal with enough bullshit in my own fucked up personal life that I also have to deal with shit thrown by pussies? REALLY?!? Imagine my face twisted into a snarly look of disgust. Cartoonized. ala South Park. Now that's funny. Oooh, that would be the shots kickin' in me thinks. Oh look, the smart-ass is back. I thank God everyday that I have a short grudge factor. I have an intense moment of angst then whooosh, it's gone. Deep breath. But, just for the record, tennis coaches suck small weenies!! But that's a WHOLE different topic so you will just have to wonder if I've completely lost my mind. Sorry.
Back on topic. So I met with one of my child's teachers. Yeah, imagine the joy I'm feeling. It's been a crap school year for him. And then I think, Hey! It's been a fuckin' crap school year since the 5th grade. Kid has had to learn too soon too many lessons of life. Child and I don't talk about it often; how many ways can you say the same thing afterall. That's right, we don't like the excessive talky talkiness for the sake of talking. If you know us, we L-O-V-E to talk but we don't like to talk about stupid shit. How to explain.... Well DUH!! I have left my husband of 15 years who has been my best friend for 19. It is painful, it makes me cry just thinking about it. But once I tell you that we are splitting up and I've moved out....there's really not a whole helluva lot else to say. I can talk-talk-talk-talk about the shit that happens regarding the see-chee-a-shun but how many ways can you say I TOLD MY HUSBAND TO TAKE A FLYING FUCK. Duh!! If that doesn't make sense then, well, kiss my ass! So child and I talked blah blah blah that his attitude in class, oh my god I'm bored already!
Have not had sex in some time. Just sayin. Used to having a lot of sex. A lot. Of sex, that is. Not so much anymore. Is this what being a nun feels like? Can you go crazy from lack of sex? That would be a shame. sad-sad-sad. I would like to have sex. A lot. Of sex, that is. I have someone I would like to have the sex with. But since I am not married to that person... did I mention I haven't had sex in a while? Does lack of sex make you stupid?
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